An Insatiable Urge to Speak: 131 Trenzas

Revolviendo cajones... literal y figurativamente...

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Con él, el dueño de su felicidad enlatada y prolija;
El que la hizo pensar, sentir y llorar como una mujer
Para después perderla...
Y aunque compartan la vida,
Simplemente es eso,
La mitad de la vida deseada,
Media vida de resignaciones... y ella
Tuvo que aprender a conceder.
Pero a pesar de todo,
Y a pesar de ella misma,
Hasta que el día llegue,
Mirará a ese hombre como siempre lo hizo
Con la remota y tal vez vana ilusión
De tener lo que merece
Aunque no sea más
Que un rato de placer y olvido...
No tengo la seguridad que sufra por eso,
Pero lo tiene siempre consigo
Como parte de su historia,
De su presente
Y tal vez
De su final...

25 Things You Should Know By Now

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
8. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
9. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
10. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
11. A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.
12. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
13. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
14. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
15. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
16. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
17. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
18. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
19. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
20. People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them.
21. Never lick a steak knife.
22. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
23. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
24. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers and have a sense of humour.
25. Your friends love you anyway.

Un día apareció la tía Paula con trenzas, pero no una o dos: más de cincuenta. No me aguanté más y me puse a contárselas. Eran 131!!! La emoción que sentí fué tan grande que salté a contárselo a medio mundo. No sabemos si es exacto, pero por las dudas no las vuelvo a contar...

Nachi

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